Wednesday, September 23, 2015
IN DEFENSE OF ARM-FALL-OFF BOY
Since The League of Regrettable Superheroes was published, there are a few criticisms I tend to hear repeated. About half of it comes in the form of folks offended to see favorite - or, at least, much-beloved - characters included in the roster which they mistakenly interpret to be a Hall of Shame, and the rest comes in the shape of the hated "You forgot ..."
But I do often hear folks list off the superheroes they felt were "missing" from the book. I can guarantee you that almost none of the recommendations went unconsidered. The original list of candidates for inclusion numbered in at around a thousand.
This was whittled down to the one hundred (and a few extras) which comprised the content of the book. It's important to note, too, that the book was never intended to be (or ever advertised as) either a comprehensive list of every superhero ever which was a near-miss or off-the-mark, or a definitive ranking of the absolute one hundred most absurd, misbegotten, neglected, or what-have-you characters. The entries were chosen on variety and context - the most important factor for inclusion was that there was something interesting and, ideally, unique to say about the character. It was never meant to be a holistic catalog including everyone everywhere.
Still, with all that in mind, I often see reviews which accuse me of "forgetting" some particular character (and I'm not sure what folks want me to do about that. I guess I could recall all the books and write a short summary of every missing character in the margins of every copy), and no character is mentioned more often than Arm-Fall-Off Boy.
In the almost-impossibly unlikely event that you are unfamiliar with Arm-Fall-Off Boy, here he is: Debuting in Secret Origins vol.1 No.46 (December, 1989), Arm-Fall-Off Boy was reportedly the very first rejected applicant to the futuristic Legion of Super-Heroes, appearing and failing to pass the inaugural occasion of the venerated Legion Tryouts.
As the name implies, Arm-Fall-Off Boy's power is that ... his arms fall off. "Observe, as I detach my limb" he tells the founding trio of the Legion, doing just as he says, "And transform it into a deadly weapon!"
And that's pretty much it for Arm-Fall-Off Boy. Striking a chord with the Legion's very dedicated fandom, Arm-Fall-Off Boy or some version much like him has managed to find his way occasionally into Legion books, but that's not where most folks heard of him. Most folks heard of him from internet lists of lame superheroes.
Arm-Fall-Off Boy was, of course, on the original list of 1,000 candidates for the League of Regrettable Superheroes - how could he not be? The internet listicle of "lame superheroes" is easy-to-manufacture clickbait (I think you'll find, and I say this with love, that MOST superheroes are at least weird, off-putting, bizarre and, yes, sometimes lame, if even only on occasion) and Arm-Fall-Off Boy is pretty much on all of them.
Part of this is owing to the incestuous nature of internet humor - where do you research your internet list? Why, on the internet, of course! And there's Arm-Fall-Off Boy - on "The 15 Lamest Superheroes of All Time," and "Twenty Superheroes With Useless Powers," and "The Ten Dumbest Superheroes Ever Conceived," and so on, and so on.
The thing about Arm-Fall-Off Boy, though, is that he's actually just perfect for his intended purpose. Arm-Fall-Off Boy was originally intended as a satirical take on the often-absurd powers of the Legion and their prospective members. Keep in mind that this was the highly-imaginative Silver Age organization which included heroes like Matter-Eater Lad and Bouncing Boy, and once admitted a fellow named Nemesis Kid without realizing that he might be a bad guy.
The insistence among fandom that Arm-Fall-Off Boy must be "lame" because he's not some sort of standard-issue superhero with enviable paranormal abilities or vigilante skills - because he's not serious - is one of the big problems with mainstream comic readers in general. There's a disinterest among the audience for enjoying anything once it leaves a particular milieu. Mainstream comic fans either want their street-level vigilante, their grim avenger, their upbeat retro-friendly superhero, their knockoff Batman, their knockoff Superman, their 90s artifact, Silver Age antique, Bronze Age comfort, or they want nothing at all.
Once fandom becomes constricted by a concrete avenue of mortified preference, it tends to foment a genuine incuriosity and absence of tolerance of anything which doesn't fit a very narrow idea of a "valid" character. This is particularly tru among the superheroes themselves, and that's an attitude that serves both the reader and the industry very poorly indeed.
With all of this in mind, then, I'd like to officially say that the reason Arm-Fall-Off Boy wasn't in the League of Regrettable Superheroes is that he wasn't regrettable. Additionally, he's not lame, he's not stupid, and he's not useless. He's perfect for exactly what he was made to do, and as long as this blog exists there's one place on the internet that considers him absolutely fine.
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